Today I have nothing to say, so I am going to show you my favourite dresses from this year's MET Gala. I tried not to let my personal feelings about the people wearing them get in the way of my judgement, but of course they did. I did, however, manage to pick some dresses which are lovely but look terrible on the wearers (I've already filled my bitch quota for the day though, so you will just have to guess who I'm talking about). I'm not sure which is my favourite, but I would love to own Lana Del Rey's Joseph Altuzarra dress and especially her most awesome cape. I still don't know how I feel about her, but her styling is all right with me.